A few funny things that Riley says.

Ice cream truck = Anything that has to do with ice cream whether it is an ice cream cone or a bowl of ice cream. Everything is called ice cream truck.
Tiko = Every squirrel that he sees is Tiko because that is the squirrel's name on Dora the Explorer.
Kuppa chocky milk pease= a cup of milk even if it is regular milk he calls it chocky(chocolate) milk. At least he says please.
fauted = farted "Momma, Daddy jus fauted."
beauiful = beautiful without the t.
All of his shoes have to have names. He had his "Super Shoes" (Superman shoes), his Spider-man shoes are Spider-man shoes and his sandals are his "rocket shoes".